Friday, April 1, 2016

Insult Poem By: Maggie H



Your hair looks like throw up.
I wish you would just grow up.
Some people thing you're nice,
But really you're as cold as ice.

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You're eyebrows are never on fleek.
You smell like gross armpits, you reek.
You always think you're the best.
Honestly, you're about as useful as a pest.
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Hate Poem Haiku By: Maggie H

Hey guess what buddy.
Related imageEveryone says you smell great!
But really you stink.

2 comments:

  1. Your poem was amazing and hilarious
    I can tell you put effort in it don't be delirious
    Your insults came flying out like it was nothing
    I am totally serious, not bluffing

    I liked your wordplay it was catchy
    You made that person or thing sound tacky
    I hope you keep creating more poems
    Because they make me laugh and have a lot of emotion


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  2. Your poem was fire
    Next time try more imagery
    But it was fabu

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